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"Any last words?"

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As a college-student, I always enjoy having sex with twenty one year old's.

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My grandpa was having a stroke, luckily I can look up a video of what I can do before paramedics arrive.

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When I escaped from hell and decided to come here to possess a feminine mortal so that I can do to her what they did to me in hell, I didn't expect this.

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"This is the best pie you've ever made, honey," I say to my beaming girlfriend.

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Working with the family business has always been great for bonding and creating memories.

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I stepped up to the soaking carpeted shower floor. Squelch.

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As the front door burst open and the men poured in guns blazing I frantically tried to call the police.

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Do not blink.

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Got into the liquor last night and blacked out

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Any last words?"	3
As a college-student, I always enjoy having sex with twenty one year old's.	3
My grandpa was having a stroke, luckily I can look up a video of what I can do before paramedics arrive.	3
When I escaped from hell and decided to come here to possess a feminine mortal so that I can do to her what they did to me in hell, I didn't expect this.	3
"This is the best pie you've ever made, honey," I say to my beaming girlfriend.	3
Working with the family business has always been great for bonding and creating memories.	3
I stepped up to the soaking carpeted shower floor. Squelch.	3
As the front door burst open and the men poured in guns blazing I frantically tried to call the police.	3
Do not blink.	3
Got into the liquor last night and blacked out	3